second star to the right, straight on till morning

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NSFW ASKS

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:32:22 -0500

1: When did you lose your virginity?
2: Rough sex or soft sex?
3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
5: Favourite sex position?
6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
7: Have you ever had any one night stands?
8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?
10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
12: How often do you have sex?
13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?
18: Are you into dressing up for sex?
19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
22: Do you/would you use sex toys?
23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?
24: Would you have sex with your best friend?
25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
27: Early morning sex or late night sex?
28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
29: Favourite body part on the same sex?
30: Do you watch porn?

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mydollyaviana: Disney Princess bios

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:10:45 -0500

mydollyaviana:

Disney Princess bios

generic-nerdfighter-blog: 17 Rants in 4 Minutes - x

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:20:19 -0500

generic-nerdfighter-blog:

17 Rants in 4 Minutes - x

"It was harder to read it than to shoot it. We giggled a lot."

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:38:02 -0500

“It was harder to read it than to shoot it. We giggled a lot.”

- Jenna Ushkowitz on the infamous VapoRub scene in “Diva”. (NYDailyNews)

thejoemoses: Me with my 1st movie credit! Live long &...

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:35:38 -0500

thejoemoses:

Me with my 1st movie credit! Live long & prosper! @startrekmovie #startrek

thewizardcops: Darren Criss Listen Up! Tour Merch

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:33:55 -0500

thewizardcops:

Darren Criss Listen Up! Tour Merch

Will’s ridiculous heart eyes and smile when he’s around Chris.

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:32:58 -0500

Will’s ridiculous heart eyes and smile when he’s around Chris.

queezra: julesadams: why cant people just totally have platonic makeouts like that would be the...

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:31:29 -0500

queezra:

julesadams:

why cant people just totally have platonic makeouts

like that would be the coolest thing

‘hey friend, im sexually frustrated you wanna makeout’

‘sure friend anything to help you’

basically klaine

chemicaldarkshine: hardestcopy: bijou1986: A Mom went to have...

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:30:20 -0500

chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

BEST MOM

I’m crYING

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"Puppy Love" - Kurt/Blaine

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:33:15 -0500

missbeizy:

For the anons who requested animal hybrid/breeding.

Kurt is a human born as a breeder, capable of impregnating hybrid carriers. Blaine is a hybrid carrier, a canine male capable of being impregnated. He’s brought to a clinic to be bred as necessary—if hybrids don’t mate during their heat they can die—and Kurt is assigned to him, though he gets a lot more than he bargained for and finds himself instantly drawn to the young hybrid.

Warnings for: puppy!Blaine, hybrid sex, mating in heat, knotting and, obviously, barebacking. Kurt is 19 and Blaine is 16 if that’s an issue for you.

The breeding rooms always smell unpleasantly of the cheap, bought-in-bulk hybrid-friendly cleaner that the janitorial staff uses to sanitize the rooms in between visits. It’s made worse by the air freshener that they use to cover the antiseptic odor; the two combine to form an absolutely noxious scent that Kurt can never seem to get out of his clothes.

True be told, there’s very little about his job or his place of employment that he actively enjoys. There’s nothing to be said for the breeding program aside from the fact that it’s necessary; breeders like himself are genetically built to fertilize carriers and carriers, whether male or female, are genetically built to breed.

The only difference is that he can breed at will and has control over himself; the carriers, when they go into heat once a month, have to come to a clinic to be bred or their heat will either put them into a coma or kill them.

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klaine & duets

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:42:29 -0500

klaine & duets

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subaroosmiles: Vader’s Little Princess

Mon, 20 May 2013 09:50:32 -0500

subaroosmiles:

Vader’s Little Princess

theew0rldisours: LMAO

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:49:04 -0500

theew0rldisours:

LMAO

Got to see the boy tonight unexpectedly. I didn’t really get him anything for his birthday...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:34:02 -0500

Got to see the boy tonight unexpectedly. I didn’t really get him anything for his birthday (which was yesterday) as I’ve been unsure if that was okay or not. So instead he jokingly said I got to be his present…and then took me to bed. And I don’t mind one bit. :-)

Afterwards we took a shower together to cool down. We’ve never done that together before. Usually I just shower. So that was new and exciting tonight. I’m all giddy and happy and smell like him. I think we’re making progress though we still haven’t “talked”…we will soon though.